I wish I thought of this...

After hearing my son bitch about lunch for half an hour, I finally told him to go make his own damn lunch. A few minutes go by, and I investigate:

Peanut Butter & Nutella Sandwiches

Well, at first I was like, "Godammit! You're making a mess in here!" Then I was like, "Holy shit, what a great idea!" After a quick internet search, I see that the boy didn't invent shit - it's something that fat people have been eating for a while. But, damn - that looked like a good sandwich!

For those of you who don't know, Nutella is a chocolate hazelnut spread that is fucking fantastic! The consistency is like peanut butter, and you keep it in the cabinet. Mmm, I wonder if that jar will last the afternoon - doubtful.